Latest Reviews
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Modern Times (1936)
The message is still modern almost 90 years later.
2025-11-14
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Young Frankenstein (1974)
A great movie—as a compromise to get me to watch any Halloween-themed movie.
2025-10-23
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Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
It really transports you into a strange but highly entertaining world.
2025-06-19
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Rogue One (2016)
It's like Andor but replace all the good parts with tropes.
2025-06-17
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Office Space (1999)
Not as many punchlines as I wanted, but a surprisingly prescient message.
2025-06-10
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Thunderbolts
James Buchanan Barnes did not get turned into dust and then abandoned by his best friend for this.
2025-04-25
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The Wedding Banquet
"My Old Ass" vibes, artsy sad and queer, but not that funny.
2025-04-21
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Amateur
Fantastic start but fizzled out to fit the tropes.
2025-04-15
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Minecraft
Hilarious with an inoffensive message, which is all you can ask for these days.
2025-04-07
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Snow White
Bad story, bad visuals, bad acting, and forgettable music.
2025-03-25
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Rule Breakers
Good, but a little long. I just wanted more robot competition drama.
2025-02-04
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Sonic 3
Glad they gave us more of the only good thing about this series: Jim Carrey's Dr. Robotnik.
2024-12-31
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Wicked
Defying gravity and my understanding.
2024-12-15
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Saturday Night
Like many SNL sketches, this has a long, uncomfortable setup and no punchline.
2024-10-23
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My Old Ass
Exceeds expectations and is a model for good queer representation.
2024-10-01
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The Wild Robot
This movie really soars, despite a few bugs in the system.
2024-09-29
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
This juice is an acquired taste, if you have none.
2024-09-18
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Borderlands
Bordersnooze. So many missed opportunities.
2024-08-22
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Deadpool and Wolverine
Bloody, funny, but predictable and rough story-wise.
2024-07-31
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Twisters
Is this what it feels like to watch a "blockbuster"?
2024-07-19
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Despicable Me 4
Not even the kids were laughing.
2024-07-05
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Bad Boys: Ride or Die
Funny but tropey.
2024-06-15
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Inside Out 2
Hilarious and a good depiction.
2024-06-15
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Garfield
A black hole of talent from which no good cinema emerges.
2024-05-23
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If
Ambitious but...
2024-05-17
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The Fall Guy
Punchy!
2024-05-03
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Insung Hero
My average emotion was discomfort.
2024-04-25
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Spy x Family: Code White
When Lloyd finds the cherry liqueur 🥹
2024-04-19
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Shrek 2
I need a hero.
2024-04-12
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Luca
A good movie with horrible trailers.
2024-03-23
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Arthur the King
Dog peril. Buckets of it.
2024-03-14
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Ordinary Angels
Feel-good movie of the year.
2024-02-23
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Demon Slayer: To the Hashira Training
Better than the last time at least.
2024-02-22
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Bob Marley: One Love
Like the Eras Tour, but slow and boring.
2024-02-18
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Madame Web
A great script ruined by being a superhero movie. So goofy it's fun.
2024-02-15
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Turning Red
4town is the only good part of this cringy movie.
2024-02-09
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Grown Ups (2010)
Predictable and sometimes funny.
2024-02-01
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The Boys in the Boat
An okay sports movie.
2024-01-27
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The Holdovers
Excellent writing and acting.
2024-01-27
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Migration
A nothing story with no writing, no jokes, no message, but a nice intro song.
2024-01-21
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Anyone But You
Artsy and funny for a "hot people do hot things" movie.
2023-12-26
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Elf (2003)
The last great Christmas movie blockbuster.
2023-12-25
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Wonka
It's good-- nope scratch that, reverse it.
2023-12-15
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Time for Us to Come Home for Christmas
It's not offensive, but it's not good either.
2023-12-10
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The Boy and the Heron
There's this boy, oh and there's a Heron...
2023-12-07
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The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes
Good quality, good music, but it dragged toward the end.
2023-12-03
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Three Wise Men and a Baby
It's goofy, but endearing.
2023-11-30
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Next Goal Wins
Slow start, killer ending, good acting
2023-11-29
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Wish
Feels like the lyrics were written by AI or something.
2023-11-25
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Take Me Back for Christmas
Bad acting, good ending.
2023-11-15
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Christmas Bedtime Stories
A worthy Hallmark movie with a offensive message.
2023-11-14
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The Marvels
Carol should have aimed for the head.
2023-11-12
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A Royal Christmas Crush
The Christmas and romantic vibes were good, but the ending was annoying.
2023-11-04
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What Happens Later
It's just one long boring conversation.
2023-11-03
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Inspector Sun
A trope-y movie that is also just bad.
2023-10-28
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Homeward Bound (1993)
A bit spooky but otherwise an alright movie
2023-09-15
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Blue Beetle
I like the jokes, but not the writing.
2023-08-31
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Captain America: The First Avenger
So goofy, but somehow still a little endearing.
2023-08-08
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Jujutsu Kaisen 0
Good arc and good action, but didn't like the vibes (not "movie" enough).
2023-08-07
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Haunted Mansion
Surprisingly fun and well-written.
2023-08-06
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Erin Brockovich (2000)
"I like lawyer, it make me cry, environmentalism".
2023-07-30
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Barbie
Funny, smart, and topical without being cringy.
2023-07-21
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Oppenheimer
More like a History Channel special than a movie.
2023-07-21
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Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken
Enjoyable, but a little ugly and unoriginal.
2023-07-05
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Indiana Jones And The Dial of Destiny
One long tropey chase scene with plot holes.
2023-07-02
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No Hard Feelings
Hilarious and well-acted.
2023-06-24
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Elemental
Well animated, but extremely tone-deaf.
2023-06-17
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Transformers: Rise of the Beasts
Does what it says on the tin.
2023-06-11
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)
The better animation and the cool reveal made the cliffhanger tolerable.
2023-06-04
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Spiderman: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
Beautifully animated, sharp script, and just plain fun.
2023-06-03
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The Little Mermaid (2023)
Everything's better down where it's wetter, but I still give it a C.
2023-05-30
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About My Father
A whole lotta fun the whole way through. RIP Sgt. Feathers.
2023-05-28
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Blackberry
An absurdist movie which ended up being just kinda sad.
2023-05-22
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
An excellent conclusion to Marvel's best series.
2023-05-14
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Book Club: The Next Chapter
A disappointing sequel filled with cringy jokes.
2023-05-11
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Big George Foreman
An ambitious film with an abrupt ending.
2023-05-05
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Are you there God? It's me, Margaret
Yes there's cringe, but there's also humor, heart, and a great B-plot.
2023-04-27
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Polite Society
Unique, funny, and action-packed, just an abrupt ending.
2023-04-22
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The Parent Trap (1998)
Funny, heart-felt, and easily rewatchable.
2023-04-21
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Suzume
A pointless romance and an ugly worm in an otherwise beautifully-animated, intriguing movie.
2023-04-19
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Even worse than you would expect from a soulless cash grab.
2023-04-07
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Air
Funny, emotional, compelling, and Viola Davis absolutely did it to 'em.
2023-04-05
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Everything Everwhere All at Once
Entrancing, impressive, and oddly reassuring.
2023-03-20
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Moving On
An excellent successor to EGBOK, just needed to tie up a few loose ends.
2023-03-19
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Jesus Revolution
Surprisingly deep characters, but made shallow by reality.
2023-03-07
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Magic Mike: Last Dance
It draws much comedic effect from Channing Tatum standing out in every scene, but it could take itself a tad less seriously.
2023-03-05
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Demon Slayer: To the Swordsmith Village
Is 20 minutes of good anime worth suffering through 1.5 hours of copy/pasted content?
2023-03-03
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Spider Man: No Way Home (2021)
It may be fun Marvel fanservice, but the death was silly and the moral message was bankrupt.
2023-02-26
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Ant Man: Quantumania
Immersive setting, and important in the MCU, but struggles with storytelling (and some awkward acting).
2023-02-25
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80 for Brady
Enjoyable, but didn't live up to its comedic potential.
2023-02-10
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Puss in Boots 2
Great characters, a clear plot, and punchlines that hit, unlike the musical numbers.
2023-02-02